Guyism After Dark: Amber, Jessica, or Malillany??? Posted: 24 Jan 2011 04:00 PM PST |
World’s most whipped man pays $175,000 for Carrie Bradshaw closet Posted: 24 Jan 2011 02:55 PM PST A retired businessman in Long Island decided his “Sex and the City” devotee wife was a fine woman so he opted to A) Recreate Carrie Bradshaw’s closet in the movie sequel to the popular series and B) Cut off his testicles and present them to her in a satchel. Well, I presume “B”. He actually did “A”, though. The anonymous businessman hired “Sex and the City” set designer Lydia Marks and her business partner Lisa Frantz to turn a 400-square-foot guest bedroom into the closet women creamed themselves over in the film. The duo also catered to some of the wife’s personal belongings, inventorying and measuring each item in her wardrobe to have an individual space for everything. The closet can hold over 400 pairs of shoes, dozens of handbags, and racks of clothes organized by the designer along with drawers filled with sunglasses, jewelry, and other trinkets. “They made my dream come true,” the wannabe Carrie Bradshaw told the New York Post. That’s obviously a big win for this woman. She’d better be burying bodies or soliciting 20-year-old cheerleader threesomes for this guy for this guy to come even remotely close to justifying this purchase, though. Because no matter how much I made in my life, no matter how awesome my life is going as a retiree, there is no way I can authorize getting your wife a closet based on “Sex and the City”. It’d be less emasculating to sleep with cabana boys who barely English like Samantha on the show than to take people on a tour of your house and have to go, “And this is my wife’s closet. It’s modeled after the one in the ‘Sex and the City’ movie.” Even if God were a woman, she’d have to strike you down out of principle. Better than ‘Sex’ [NY Post] |
VIDEO: Predators goalie makes lucky stick save Posted: 24 Jan 2011 01:08 PM PST A regular season game between the Nashville Predators and the Edmonton Oilers wouldn’t normally peak our interest. However, this save to preserve a tie in overtime is worth a second glance. Watch as Preds goalie Pekka Rinne drops his stick on the goal line only to have a shot a few seconds later ricochet off the handle. Oh yea, the Predators went on to win a shootout. If for some reason, that point ends up being the difference between making the playoffs and an early golf season, well then, somebody ship that stick to the Hockey Hall of Fame. |
You really need to know about Alyson Le Borges Posted: 24 Jan 2011 12:00 PM PST |
The coolest, stickiest fashion store around Posted: 24 Jan 2011 10:07 AM PST I’ve always felt like my clothes were lacking a certain manly essence. Fortunately, Korean store Jizz Fashions is here to help. The joke’s really on all of us. In Korean, “Jizz” is slang for “feces”. Jizzed in my Jizz pants [Reddit] |
Raids at top Bollywood film actresses’ residences Posted: 23 Jan 2011 09:59 PM PST Income Tax sleuths swooped on the office and residence of Bollywood megastars Katrina Kaif and Priyanka Chopra Monday morning in connection with alleged tax evasion cases, an official said. The raids started around 7.30 a.m. simultaneously at 12 sites, including the residences of the two actresses in the western suburbs. Priyanka’s home in Versova, Andheri West, was raided. Also raided were the homes of their secretaries, their respective office premises and other locations, the official said. The IT department is investigating whether the two actresses have paid taxes proportionate to their known sources of income during the past year. Both Katrina and Priyanka are high ranking Bollywood actresses who work with top stars and leading film banners, besides endorsing top brands and participating in the major stage shows in India and abroad.
The raids are still continuing.
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