Guyism After Dark: Genesis, Diana, or Eva??? Posted: 18 Jan 2011 04:00 PM PST |
Caroline Wozniacki is sporting a bulge Posted: 18 Jan 2011 01:17 PM PST Guyism favorite Caroline Wozniacki is gearing up to win her very first major at the Australian Open this year. The top ranked player is off to a great start too with a straight sets win over Argentinian Gisela Dulko 6-3, 6-4. In preparation for the Open, Wozniacki naturally hit the courts pretty hard last week to get herself into game shape. And as usual, she did so in some stunning attire. Unfortunately though, it appears a cameraman caught her at an inopportune moment. That, or maybe she’s just happy to see everyone. Finkel is Einhorn…Einhorn is Finkel! |
Unknown illness turns out to be an allergy to orgasms Posted: 18 Jan 2011 12:05 PM PST Dutch researchers have found that a random outbreak of flulike symptoms could be the result of an allergy to orgasms, according to a new study. Utrecht University in the Netherlands found that men suffering from the condition can suffer from symptoms including a fever, runny nose, burning eyes, and extreme fatigue for up to a week. The illness will formally be known as Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome. Researchers believe the symptoms stem from the body coming into contact with its own semen, causing an unexpected allergic reaction. Fortunately, the team responsible for the findings now believes it can reverse the effects of the illness. One sexual psychopharmacology expert at the University believes that hyposensitization therapy (introducing the allergen in gradually larger amounts over years) can eventually build up resistance enough to nullify the effects. Is it me or does this just sound like an elaborate ploy for a creepy old scientist to jack off in dudes’ mouths over the course of years? “Wait, you have extreme fatigue after you ejaculate? That’s so uncommon for men! Must be this allergy! Let’s get you a steady dose of semen rich in allergens and, over time, I think you’ll be just fine.” I mean if I got sick every time I had an orgasm, I’d be pretty miserable enough to try random things too. Miserable enough to let an elderly Dutchman who looks like Freud beat it into my face under the guise of “hyposensitization therapy” for years? Well, that’s certainly happened to me before for far less. Mystery illness is orgasm allergy [The Sun] How Quickly Would You Kill Yourself If You Were Allergic To Orgasms? [Barstool NY] |
Liz Solari is a multi-talented model Posted: 18 Jan 2011 12:00 PM PST |
Dad cancels family trip to Disneyland because of Diamondbacks’ FanFest Posted: 18 Jan 2011 11:03 AM PST It’s still early in January but it appears we have our nomination for the 2011 A-hole of the Year award. The designation goes to none other than Jeff Summers who canceled a family trip to Disneyland because his precious Arizona Diamondbacks were holding FanFest the same week. No really, this guy is serious enough to even write a blog post about it. Apparently, last year, he almost flipped out when his daughter got married in April and he was unaware of the Diamondbacks schedule at the time. Thought your significant others’ fandom was over-the-top? It’s nothing compared to this poor schlub. The date of the trip was February so I was pretty confident that there wouldn't be a problem with baseball. Everything seemed like a go. My wife and kids have been looking forward to this since school started. So last week when my son brought home the details of the trip I was shocked to find out the actual date. According to the calendar they have chosen the second week in February to be in Disneyland, which incidentally is the same week as the annual Diamondbacks FanFest. What could the school possibly be thinking? Depriving kids from the opportunity to go down onto the playing surface at Chase Field seemed more like detention to me. I tried calling the school to express my concerns but instead of understanding I was met with blank stares. Surely they were not going to go through with this, would they? Don’t worry, dear ‘ol dad has a message for his kids. Disneyland be damned, it doesn’t hold a candle to the #1 place on the earth–the Diamondbacks clubhouse. So while the other kids will be forced to eat Mickey Bars, ride Space Mountain, and visit Donald Duck; my kids will get to tour the Diamondbacks clubhouse, play whiffleball with Diamondbacks players, sample ballpark food, and meet Baxter. Awful Dad Cancels Family Trip To Disneyland Because It Coincides With Arizona Diamondbacks’ FanFest [Business Insider] |
Mallika is a very dear friend and suits perfectly for this song: Anees Bazmee Posted: 17 Jan 2011 09:09 PM PST The rage among Bollywood babes to sizzle in raunchy item numbers continues. After the flattering success of Malaika Arora Khan’s 'Munni Badnaam Hui’ and Katrina Kaif’s 'Sheila Ki Jawaani’ it is now time for sex kitten Mallika Sherawat to shake her legs on an item number.
Mallika has already shown her oomph factor in 'Maiya Maiya’ and will now be seen in a raunchy item song in director Anees Bazmee’s next film Thank You. Like 'Munni Badnaam Hui’, this song too has a desi folk appeal to it and it titled 'Razia Gundo Mein Phas Gayi’ (Razia stuck with the goons). Composed by Pritam, the song will feature Mallika with all the male actors of the film- Akshay Kumar, Bobby Deol and Sunil Shetty. Well, more so, Mallika is doing the number for free as she shares a good rapport with Bazmee which developed when she worked with Bazmee in 'Welcome’.
Bazmi, who is currently busy shooting the song, confirmed the news saying, "Mallika is a very dear friend and suits perfectly for this song. She is shooting with us for five days, as the song will be shot with all the actors in the film."
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