Guyism After Dark: Serinda, Taylor, or Sophie??? Posted: 21 Jan 2011 04:00 PM PST |
VIDEO: “Fight Club” redone in 60 seconds Posted: 21 Jan 2011 01:59 PM PST Personally, I’m a big fan of saving time. So if you’ve been a hold out for over a decade on seeing “Fight Club”, watch this fan-made 60 second version to hit all the key notes. Spoiler alert: It’s about a fight club. The clip was made for a Fake Film Festival and, as Vulture says and we agree, without having seen all the contestants, this one definitely needs to win. In related news, I never got how Edward Norton’s plan to get rid of the Tyler Durden personality ended up being so successful. He shot half of his head off but somehow was okay enough to stand by the window and STILL watch the entire world explode with creepy emo Bratz doll-faced Helena Bonham Carter? So basically, he didn’t stop Project Mayhem and shot off half his face just to…do nothing with Helena Bonham Carter. I’d rather the bullet have just taken me out completely, personally. Fight Club In One Minute [The High Definite] |
Woman makes topless avatar on Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11 Posted: 21 Jan 2011 01:35 PM PST When women see Tiger Woods, panties start droppin and shirts start poppin. At least, that was the case for Jo Eley who tried to make her avatar on the new Tiger Woods PGA tour game, only to find out her boobies were showing. Here’s what it looked like: Call me crazy but I’m pretty sure EA sports wasn’t dumb enough to allow a “naked tool” as part of their avatar construction. That is, unless they’re like the Disney Corporation and include a multitude of subliminal sexual innuendos in their movies—but I digress. After some internet sleuthing, it appears this was the work of some clever hacking according to CVG. [Update: EA later placed the blame on a user modification. A spokesperson said: "We have extensively investigated and have determined that this situation is not possible through a retail copy of the game. The player model is clearly modified as a result of hacking."] So, no harm, no foul. Tiger Woods is still banging hookers and waitresses and EA Sports still supports him with G-rated video games. This story had so much potential but crashed and burned pretty quickly. |
It’s been too long, Jennifer Ellison Posted: 21 Jan 2011 12:00 PM PST |
VIDEO: Denver TV reporter chokes on salsa, cries a little Posted: 21 Jan 2011 11:00 AM PST One job that always struck me as being sneakily difficult is being a local TV reporter doing live news updates from wacky locations. In this clip from NBC’s Denver affiliate, reporter Greg Moss meets a salsa from a local establishment that completely derails the segment and also erodes his dignity. Ignore the fact that the audio sounds like it was autotuned for some reason. I hope they went to him after the shoot was over and said, “Oh my God, sorry Greg, we gave you a spoonful of this vat of hydrochloric acid. We probably shouldn’t keep it so close to the pot of salsa but we have so little storage space! Sorry! Here’s a coupon for some free salsa.” But yeah, if you’re looking for a salsa that can bring a slightly effete reporter to his knees, now you know where to go. |