| Guyism After Dark: Megan, Kelley, or Irina??? Posted: 06 May 2011 04:00 PM PDT |
| Florida finally bans baggy pants. Oh, and bestiality Posted: 06 May 2011 01:07 PM PDT Florida, always the conscience of America, is known for its progressive nature on everything society cares most about. So, thankfully, they have a bill pending banning baggy pants and, oh yeah, bestiality. Glad they got around to that.
 The Florida House and Senate passed both bills Wednesday which would result in some radical changes for the state. The bestiality bill would outlaw the beloved pastime of sex between man and animal. The bill gained momentum after a rise in bestiality cases in the state, including one man accused of accidentally asphyxiating a goat during sex and abusing horses. The new bill would make these crimes a misdemeanor [ED. NOTE: As opposed to current law which dictates he be given a high five and all the seasons of "Mr. Ed" on Laserdisc, I suppose?] The other bill is informally known as the “droopy pants bill” and will require students to pull up their pants so as to cover their underwear. Any exposition of underwear or butt crack will result in suspension or other punishments. Clearly Florida needs to start paying a state income tax to make up for all this greatness being done on the people’s behalf. You mean not only do I not have to watch my neighbor reenact “Lady and the Tramp” with a goat, but I also don’t have to see teenage boxers when I’m hanging outside the schoolyard in my bitchin’ van? That’s easily worth 30% of my salary. Congratulations, Florida! Bills banning bestiality, baggy pants pass in Fla. [MSNBC] |
| This Belen Rodriguez photo shoot is almost too sexy Posted: 06 May 2011 01:00 PM PDT |
| VIDEO: David Price shows everyone how to celebrate a home run Posted: 06 May 2011 12:56 PM PDT Tampa Bay Rays pitcher David Price hit a home run in batting practice yesterday. One of those rare beauties that you’re not sure you got a hold of until it reaches the seats. Regardless of the distance, it didn’t discourage Price from cartwheeling, sliding and somersaulting his way around the bases. Guessing someone hit the Dos Equis and Jose Cuervo a little early on Cinco de Mayo. Video via Jimmy Traina of Hot Clicks: As somebody pointed out, the ridiculous celebration was followed by an equally ridiculous missed high five at home plate with a teammate. Well done all around fellas. |
| Glenn Beck has closed that whole “bin Laden death photo” thing Posted: 06 May 2011 11:30 AM PDT People really hate the crap out of Glenn Beck and I certainly could understand why. But when you see something like this picture he drew of Osama bin Laden’s dead body and just imagine that Beck might be the world’s finest satirist, it just works for me.
 Beck presented the image on his show yesterday evening and, frankly, the man has won me over. If not with his comedic stylings, with his ability to draw a captivating piece of artwork. It really captures everything I know of Osama, mostly his one dead eye and flowing white beard. Also he kind of looks like Ghost Rider, which makes sense. Beck, you’ve done it again! Glenn Beck's Artist Rendering Of Osama Bin Laden [Videogum] |
| sexy PHOTOS FROM Mallu baby Sonia Posted: 07 May 2011 07:14 AM PDT
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